What would you do if you were locked in a hotel infested with zombies?

Get to the top floor and blow up/destroy the stairs. Everyone knows real zombies can't climb. Then I just pop a flare and wait for rescue.

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start carving a prison shank out of every metal object so i can start the StabFest ohh and grab me a TWIX (candy bar) because i will need a moment LOL!!!

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drink every thing in the minney bar becouse i won;t have to pay for it now plus fight till i die!

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Lock myself in a room with a typewriter until I went crazy enough to bash all their brains in. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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cALL A COMPLAINT

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Leave and go to the Winchester. It's safe, I know where the exits are, and I can smoke.

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KILL E'M. with any weapon i could find

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order room service and watch porn lol jk

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I wouldn't be locked in a hotel with zombies. They would be locked in a hotel with me.

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I would check for the night.

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I'll use my boom boom app on the iphone to boom boom zombie :P

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i would play left 4 dead 2 and learn from the htel level

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I'd watch Shaun of the dead and learn from Simon Pegg.

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id get a flame thrower

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I'd wip my dick out and be like suck ma dickkkk!!

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Remember there is zombie killer in all of us but anyway i would find some kind of weapons and search room to room for survivors and guns then i would put C4 at the bottom of the hotel then pop a flare and get to the choppa once it comes

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I'd probably just go about my business. Eat, sleep, watch tv. The only thing that would change would be the barricaded door.

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Hide in the nearest closet and cry.

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rape the zombies and masturbate, then i'll take my semi auto and antything i could find like food, water, etc. go to roof and pwn

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Blast the song "Thriller" on the speakers and then proceed with a dance off.

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Pull out my Hand Gun and pop a cap in these mutha fuckin zombies

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leave them a terrible review on Trip Advisor

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I will call Chuck Norris!

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i would try and earn ones trust, then travel around the world with my zombie companion collecting pokeballs and look for nemo.

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basicly what steelsammy said but i would order zombie-free room service.

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TAKE AN AA12 AND BLOW THIER HEADES OFF

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hide

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idk why u guys are so racist to dem zombies, id have a party dude! me and my zombie friends just kickin in old school!!!

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I would find any weapon go to the top floor kill all zombies in the way then kill the ones that come up oh yeah and thennnnn set traps on the stairs

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i throw poop @ them so they would chase to the top floor and i would push them straight into a window so they would fall

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probably check and see if their were any adult movies i could charge on someones room. lol

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barricade the door and fill the sink and bathtub with water try and find a radio and turn off lights act as if room is abandon. or find a gun and play dead a few moments later... i chose to live

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Definitely go to the gun enthusiasts' foom. He'll have what we need.

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find some semtex and a aa-12 shotty and find my way to the bottom floor.

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Well if im in the hotel for dogs ima find me a german sheperd. If its the hard rock hotel i bet theres an axe guitar somewhere. If im with my inlaws im joining the zombies nuff said.

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get a padle and some chainsaws and go to work

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wel it depends wear you are like in the basement dig up or on da roof dont thay give you flayers or a side i wola run like hell with a gas tank and dump it every wear light a mach drop it and by by

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