What is the funniest quote you have heard or overheard from any of the characters or NPCs in Skyrim?

ok, you see i'm a werewolf so some random lady said to me
"have you been killing your hounds? you smell like wet dog"
lets just say she won't be living anymore.

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"I could take a Dragon on just not today.Im..um..sick"-random guard

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I used to be out there in the battlefield helping you win (Guard) until I took an arrow to the knee. Arrow to the knee FTW!

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when life gives you lemons, go kill a clown- said by one of the dark brotherhood members

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the random stock line from an NPC that landed the best, I got an actual chuckle over, was the "Is that fur coming out of your ears?" followed closely by "...curved sWords."

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LOL I love questions like this. The quote went roughly like this, "I used to do lots of things, but now I just sit around all day. It's not as bad as it sounds, my daughter just takes care of anything I want."

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